The Baron's Digest version:
The Greatest Generation excelled at kicking foreign ass. We must answer their challenge and do more of the same.
Bin Laden, bitches! This President knows how to kick foreign ass, too.
Income inequality "the defining issue of our age. Replaces previous defining issues (financial crisis, global warming, deficit reduction).
Let's throw more money at corporations to adopt business models that they'd be following anyway if our tax and trade laws favored exports and domestic labor.
Let's fiddle with the tax code so people like Mitt Romney pay eminently fair 17.9% tax instead of grossly unfair 13.9% tax.
Let's fire teachers who suck, and pay teachers who are awesome more money. Who decides who sucks and who's awesome? Who knows?
If cash-starved universities can't lower tuition, we'll stop giving them money, which will probably force them to, uh, raise tuition.
Let's use Iraq war money for infrastructure, even though there never was any Iraq war money in the budget to begin with.
We don't recognize Chinese sphere of influence in the Pacific. Even though that same attitude helped drag us into war with Japan 70 years ago.
Our Middle-East policy will still be defined by giving Israel whatever it wants, and by threatening to kick Iranian ass.
We need to shrink the size of the government. Because Abe Lincoln said so.
We need to cut more than a trillion dollars from the deficit. Because I said so.
Let's drill for more oil, even though we're using less oil.
BP must be held accountable for oil spills while we open up more lands offshore for future oil spills.
Let's frack safely for more natural gas, even though there's no such thing as safe fracking. I'll insist on a list of carcinogens the energy companies are using so at least we'll know what's poisoning us.
It's only three years too late, but I'm finally asking Holder to investigate financial crimes, even though he's never needed permission up to now, and we're on the verge of a negotiated settlement with the criminals anyway.
We have expanded our foreign ass-kicking to Somalia, Yemen and Pakistan. Let freedom ring throughout the Muslim world.
Killing Bin Laden was awesomely bipartisan, wasn't it?
God bless America.
Grade: Any SOTU speech that goes on for more than an hour is too long. Rhetoric: B. Policy: D. Overall: C.
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