Hmmm, let's see here. If I read this guy's column correctly, John McCain has flip-flopped his positions on taxes, immigration, the environment, campaign financing, and damn near everything else over the last eight years, but he still has more credibility and character than Barack Obama because he spent five years in a Vietnamese prison cell collecting valuable job references. (Hey, don't ask me what the hell that means---I didn't write it!) Oh, and that the election this fall is only incidentally about the war, and health care, and the economy, and energy policy, and the proper response to the existential threat posed by terrorists, fools and Frenchmen.
Which only leaves me with one little question: who do I need to blow to land a columnist's gig at the Post, anyway?
---Vitelius
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