Used to Call it Bullshit

But now we call it smart and sensible energy policy:

Now, you always hear these arguments that somehow there’s this huge contradiction between the environment and economic development, or the environment and energy production. And the fact of the matter is that there are a lot of folks right now that are engaging in hydraulic fracking who are doing it safely. The problem is, is that we haven’t established clear guidelines for how to do it safely, and informed the public so that neighbors know what’s going on, and your family, you can make sure that any industry that’s operating in your area, that they’re being responsible.

Also too, the fact of the matter is that there a lot of folks right now that are engaging in widespread groundwater contamination and triggering earthquakes who are doing it safely. The problem is, we haven't established clear guidelines for how to contaminate groundwater and trigger earthquakes safely, and informed the public so that neighbors know what's going on with their contaminated groundwater and the foundations of their homes that are cracking from earthquakes, and your family, you can make sure that any industry that's contaminating groundwater and triggering earthquakes in your area, that they're being responsible. Glad we cleared that up!

---Vitelius