Okay, I know our President has got to be, you know, presidential, which of course means being conciliatory and magnanimous in the wake of tragedy, but honestly, don't you wish sometimes that these small-government assholes were treated to a dose of their own medicine? I mean, it's terrible what happened to all those people in Oklahoma yesterday, but nobody forced them to live in a place that's prone to frequent tornado strikes. Perhaps if they'd exercised better judgment and made their homes in a safer location, they wouldn't be in such desperate straits today, and besides, why should my tax dollars in California be going to support people in another state who made poor lifestyle choices, and everyone knows that FEMA is an example of massive government overreach, and states can always solve their problems better than our bloated and wasteful federal government.
Yeah, I know it'll never go down that way, but if the President ever wants to indulge in a Bulworth moment, he's free to borrow this blog post anytime he wants.
---Baron V
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